If God is not real, why does He offend you so much? You say our God is as real as the tooth fairy, yet you do not see me slandering the tooth fairy and getting upset whenever someone even mentions them.
I will start a political party that takes away your right to get married in the name of the tooth fairy.
I will make a church that has millions upon millions of followers and I will tell my followers that you are an inhuman abomination responsible for the end of the world. I will tell them to stone people like you to death. In the name of the tooth fairy.
I’ll start neverending wars that senselessly tear apart your hometown, in the name of the tooth fairy.
I’ll put you in a ghetto and destroy your home and take away everything you own and murder your family and take over your country, in the name of the tooth fairy.
I’ll rape you because I believe you were born a sinner and your entire sex is inferior to mine, in the name of the tooth fairy.
I’ll make sure you are not provided with proper health care and education, in the name of the tooth fairy.
And when you try to tell me that the tooth fairy isn’t real, or that you don’t want to worship the tooth fairy, I’ll tell you this:
If the tooth fairy isn’t real, why does She offend you so so much? You say our tooth fairy is as real as the Christian god, yet you do not see me slandering the Christian god and getting upset whenever someone even mentions them.
If you truly do not believe in the tooth fairy, She should not be so offensive to you.
And my fellow followers of the tooth fairy will say this is “the realest thing ever,” and “everyone feels the tooth fairy in some way whether they admit it or not.”
And no amount of evidence you can find that the tooth fairy isn’t real will change my mind, and I will deny that I’m violating any human rights, and most people in power will agree with me because they’re too scared not to.
My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.
i will talk about sex openly as much as i want cause i think the world has enough people telling women to shut up about sex meanwhile guys are pretending to f*** my ass when im in line at tim hortons so yah ladies please talk about sex till ur mouth is dry thank u
Why do people always use the “adam and eve” argument when they are trying to justify why they think it’s wrong to be gay? I mean, Adam and Eve committed the first sin and caused the downfall of all mankind after them. They’re not exactly what I would call role models.