guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

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(Source: guy, via pizzabl00d)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

"If you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her, maybe you should take a look at your hands."

Unknown. (via thespiritualslut)

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(Source: shibuffalo, via d4v3striider)

"Perhaps the fact
that I chased a boy
who ripped me to shreds
says a lot more
about me
than it did about him."

Michelle K

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via yeawecanlivelikethis)

sassykardashian:

I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger

(via atleastimnothans)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

(via atleastimnothans)

roguesenigma:

the-bitch-goddess-success:

the worst part about periods is like 

the betrayal

like

i wash you, vagina

i buy you nice toys

i even give you a hair cut sometimes

and you gon do me like this, vagina?

you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

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(via bigbywolffs)